“ 3: Things You Can And Can’t Say To Your Superiors
BAD: “Hey, boss. You know what? Fuck you. I’m leaving this school to move to a country where I can have all the sex and cheap booze I can handle in return for being paid double to teach kids that don’t shit in my desk and try to shoot me.”
GOOD: “I’ve received substantial interest from several private schools offering me better pay and a more flexible work schedule.”
BAD: “Hey, Mom. Can I have five thousand dollars for a working holiday visa so I can spend a year watching anime?”
AND ALSO: “Hey, Dad. I’m gonna spend the next year contracting cancer of the liver and AIDS in a foreign country. Can you Tivo ER for me?”
GOOD: “I’m thinking of broadening my horizons, adding something to my resume and getting out of the house, guys. I’m gonna take a year out to teach abroad, learn another language and absorb foreign business cultures.
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