“ NOVA’s students, who were so desperate for the white man’s cock that they clearly couldn’t read properly, were flimflammed by a cunning contract scheme in which they were encouraged to buy “NOVA Points.” The scheme implied that they would be saving money by purchasing points in bulk, while failing to mention that should a lesson have to be cancelled and the points redeemed, the customer’s money would suddenly evaporate as the rate of the NOVA point against the yen is roughly equivelant to that of the Canadian dollar against the solid gold statue of Cracky-chan that can cook your pie and suck your cock at the same time.

posted : Friday, April 1st, 2011